Dumb shit you did this week.

[MattBBMF]

Just for fun… anyone had a ‘blonde moment’ and done something really daft before realising the error in their ways?

I just spent at least an hour thinking I had broken my phone. It would not make any sound, whatever the volume. Removed the case, even started unscrewing it to see if I can repair.

Then I went to the bathroom and found my Bluetooth headphones still on.

Doh

 

[didsmith123]

i didn't know that could happen with bluetooth...top tip mate...how abou thts one...got the snotty email from my gas/lekky company and increased my direct debit from £90 to £1200...got fucking trigger happy..didnt notice until i got a phone call from the bank telling me i'm about to go a tad overdrawn lol ...fair play hsbc...if that had gone out it would be a very lean month indeed

 

[Rdavisipad]

About a week ago I heard a constant chirping in the house, no problem it's just the smoke alarm on the landing. Disconnected it from the bracket.... problem solved. 2 days later at 1am in the morning the chirping came back, couldn't understand how, it was disconnected. Forced myself to just sleep through it and it eventually stopped. That same day it started again and it was driving me insane.......... turns out I hadn't noticed the one downstairs

 

[Functional Fitness]

Not done anything dumb for a while but I made myself look like a proper dickhead in the supermarket recently running around and waving my arms like a nutter as I was trying to get away from a massive wasp that wouldn't leave me alone in the fruit and veg section
I hate wasps and bees btw. They freak me out big time and I've had a phobia about them since I was a kid.

The next time I'm out for a ride and decide to pop in a shop I'll make sure I take my hi-viz vest off so I don't attract the little fuckers

 

[darrenG10]

Not done anything dumb for a while but I made myself look like a proper dickhead in the supermarket recently running around and waving my arms like a nutter as I was trying to get away from a massive wasp that wouldn't leave me alone in the fruit and veg section
I hate wasps and bees btw. They freak me out big time and I've had a phobia about them since I was a kid.

The next time I'm out for a ride and decide to pop in a shop I'll make sure I take my hi-viz vest off so I don't attract the little fuckers

Dam mate I read half way through thinking it will be someone would be chasing you for not having the mask on lol

 

[ash123]

Dam mate I read half way through thinking it will be someone would be chasing you for not having the mask on lol

Had a big fat bumble bee land on my high viz once at worked i was stroking it lol it stayed for a good 30 seconds enjoying the attention

 

[Functional Fitness]

Had a big fat bumble bee land on my high viz once at worked i was stroking it lol it stayed for a good 30 seconds enjoying the attention

I would've thrown a wobbler and run 100 metres faster than Usain Bolt

 

[BertyB]

Just for fun… anyone had a ‘blonde moment’ and done something really daft before realising the error in their ways?

I just spent at least an hour thinking I had broken my phone. It would not make any sound, whatever the volume. Removed the case, even started unscrewing it to see if I can repair.

Then I went to the bathroom and found my Bluetooth headphones still on.

Doh

That can be a nightmare.. trying to connect to a speaker or something.. but it's already connected to someone else in the houses phone.. took me ages to phantom that one out..lol "everyone.. turn your bluetooth off"...lol

 

[Functional Fitness]

Okay, So I've done something really fucking stupid this week.

Short story? I drank my own piss LOL.

Long story? I work in a private office in a huge complex and I can never be bothered walking all the way to the toilets and dealing with `chit chat` with so many strangers in the corridors everyday so I keep a couple of big 5 ltr milk cartons or 5ltr plastic bottles in my office just to take a piss if I'm desperate.

i got lazy this week and didn't get rid of the piss bottles so I had about 4 in a big asda bag that were full and I couldn't use them so I had to compromise and use some smaller 1 ltr fruit juice bottles for yesterday.

Today I had to go out on a long distance job and decided now was the time to get rid of my piss bottles and I put a half empty bottle of apple juice in the same bag as the piss botttles and the other fruit juice bottle I had previously pissed in.

You can guess what happened next can't you

 

[MattBBMF]

Okay, So I've done something really fucking stupid this week.

Short story? I drank my own piss LOL.

Long story? I work in a private office in a huge complex and I can never be bothered walking all the way to the toilets and dealing with `chit chat` with so many strangers in the corridors everyday so I keep a couple of big 5 ltr milk cartons or 5ltr plastic bottles in my office just to take a piss if I'm desperate.

i got lazy this week and didn't get rid of the piss bottles so I had about 4 in a big asda bag that were full and I couldn't use them so I had to compromise and use some smaller 1 ltr fruit juice bottles for yesterday.

Today I had to go out on a long distance job and decided now was the time to get rid of my piss bottles and I put a half empty bottle of apple juice in the same bag as the piss botttles and the other fruit juice bottle I had previously pissed in.

You can guess what happened next can't you

Lol - grim but I love the story.

 

[Functional Fitness]

Lol - grim but I love the story.

I think I might use the toilets from now on even though it's a long walk from my office and the other business users in this complex are mostly annoying assholes that I don't want to talk to or socialise with but that's got to be better than drinking my own piss again and storing plastic piss bottles LOL

 

[Functional Fitness]

I've been a dumb fucker this week for sure !!!

Got a new car yesterday and parked it outside overnight with the spare key on the passenger seat. For fucks sake